Our front hedgerow – its trees so far apart and untidy that
it could almost be called a grove – has gotten tangled in the phone wires, and when
the winds whip across the bog-lands as they did last week I hear them creaking
loudly, pulling the wires alarmingly to and fro. Last week’s storm pulled down
one of our trees already, and I’m expecting the overhead wires to go any day
now.
It’s not safe for me to trim them myself, so I called some
tree surgeons I know, but the trees are on the border of our land, next to the
road along the canal – so they said the phone company had to do it. The phone
company, in turn, said it was the responsibility of Irish waterways, who said
it was the responsibility of the county, and so on.
I often talk about the kind of close-knit communities that
have disappeared across most of the modern world and are fading even here. One
disadvantage to them, though, is that people tend to look out for those people
they know, and prioritise everyone else last. Also, Ireland only recently went
from being a slow and agrarian country to being a modern globalised nation, and
many civil servants still behave as though they still live in that slow
country. Thus, I’ve spent months making calls to various people, finding that
delicate balance between building a relationship with the people there and
having them file a harassment order against me.
Finally the council said they would do it, to my great
appreciation. They can’t tell me exactly when they will do so, and I wonder what
it will look like when they’re done, whether they will simply trim a bit from
the top or raze the front of our property like a tornado ripping off tree trunks.
Whatever they do, however, it will probably help me in my
ongoing struggle to turn this untidy clump of trees into a proper hedgerow. In
the past I’ve planted willow saplings in the gaps, lain rotting planks
underneath to feed the soil and keep down weeds, and have cut and folded
saplings to repair the hedge and make it whole again.
If it sounds like I’m talking about repairing a hedgerow as
one would repair a wall or tractor, that’s because the principles are similar,
except that the hedgerow is a living thing – patches grow out of control or die
off if not maintained, and it must be repaired a bit at a time over years. By
hedgerow, I don’t mean the decorative evergreen sculptures I see in front of
modern businesses, often a monoculture of invasive species. I mean lines of
densely-planted trees – fast-growing breeds like willow, elder, hazel, birch,
chestnut, pine, hawthorn, blackthorn and rowan – cut, folded and woven together
into a wall of greenery.
The principle of a hedgerow is simple, but hedge-laying was
an art form in traditional Ireland and England. Every year farmers would take a
few days out to maintain their hundreds of metres of hedge, re-weaving or
pruning the new growth, and each area had its own style and tricks. Ireland has
hedge-laying associations, contests and awards, and some farmers take pride in
maintaining the same hedges that have existed for decades or centuries.
Typically the hedge-layer takes each upward-pointing sapling, holds it at whatever height he wants the hedge to be, and cuts diagonally downward through the wood – but only partway. He then lays everything above the cut down horizontally, often weaving it through the other saplings and beating the woven branches down with a club until they were densely matted. A bit of bark and wood still connects the top and bottom of the tree, so the top remains alive and growing even as it lies flat amid many other branches. In this way, the weave itself gets thicker over time, until it is an impenetrable barrier of living wood.
They add variety to fields that would otherwise go sterile. Each plant adds its own chemicals and removes its own nutrients from the soil, so fields of monoculture need to be continually fertilised. Single crops provide our bodies, too, with a single set of nutrients, and only at certain times of year. They also encourage a glut of certain animals, like pests that eat our crops, and offer no homes to the birds and insectivores who would eat the pests.
Typically the hedge-layer takes each upward-pointing sapling, holds it at whatever height he wants the hedge to be, and cuts diagonally downward through the wood – but only partway. He then lays everything above the cut down horizontally, often weaving it through the other saplings and beating the woven branches down with a club until they were densely matted. A bit of bark and wood still connects the top and bottom of the tree, so the top remains alive and growing even as it lies flat amid many other branches. In this way, the weave itself gets thicker over time, until it is an impenetrable barrier of living wood.
They add variety to fields that would otherwise go sterile. Each plant adds its own chemicals and removes its own nutrients from the soil, so fields of monoculture need to be continually fertilised. Single crops provide our bodies, too, with a single set of nutrients, and only at certain times of year. They also encourage a glut of certain animals, like pests that eat our crops, and offer no homes to the birds and insectivores who would eat the pests.
Hedgerows, however, give your garden a third dimension, a
vertical salad bar that middle-aged and elderly can reach with a minimum of
back pain. Unlike field crops, it provides for much of the year; hawthorn
shoots for salads in March, linden leaves in April, elderflowers in June, rose
hips in August, blackberries in September and sloes in October.
Whatever kind of job they do on our trees, I’ll get home
from work that night and look at the remains – and start trimming and weaving
the rest into a vertical garden, planting the things that will help feed my
family when they are older, and pulling and pushing the rest into a solid wall
for security and privacy. When I see it, I’ll have my hedge-laying schedule for
years to come laid in front of me.